“VICTIM”

This joke was sent my way, but I have seriously had victims like this looking to report crimes. Enjoy………

A ‘Heads Up’ for men who may be regular hardware store customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends. Here’s how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

My wallet has been stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

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15 thoughts on ““VICTIM”

  1. Reminds me of an incident “a friend” of mine was involved in at a strip club in New Orleans – in one of those private rooms. Damn was I…errr, my friend naive.

  2. That post and those comments cracked me the hell up! Monk..I told you to stay out of my strip club…er…I mean your friend….lol…

  3. Theoretically…If I went out this weekend and earned some money this way, what are the chances of getting arrested?I’ve never been arrested before! Although the handcuff thing sounds kinda fun…lol.

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