We went balls out all weekend.
In adition to the drunk chick that tried to take on the Sarge (last post) we dealt with one drunk guy who wished to “relieve himself” in a darkened alley, he unzipped and then tried to do the drunken leaning piss stance but when he reached for the top of the fence in order to assume the drunken lean, he did not observe that there was razor wire there.
We found him passed out from either the pain or the beers bleeding profusely from the hand, lying in a puddle of piss. And that was around 8:30 pm. He didn’t even make it to prime drinky drink time. Poor lad. We sent him off in the ambulance. The golden rule of law officers dealing with drunken fools is the ABC’s (Ambulance Before Cruiser)
Then there was the 21 year old chick that came home drunk, bit her mom then started trashing the house. This one tried to head butt the Captain and then tried to kick me in the junk. She was still yelling profanities at me through the cage when I went home that night.
We had the chick that went to the wrong house trying to catch her cheating boyfriend and started fighting with the occupants there that had no idea who she or her boyfriend were.
Sometimes I love my job………
THE ENFORCERS NOTEBOOK 
Don’t they make happy drunks anymo?
Goddess- I’d like one of those please!!!
HA! Was the guy’s dick still hanging out!? That would have been hilarious.
You amaze me. It must be so difficult to see the ‘worst of the worst’ every day as part of your career.
Reading things like this kind of detract from my mantra of ‘that man/woman was once some mother’s baby’ when thinking about someone so undesirable as a human being.
The stories sure are interesting though.
Little, It takes its toll sometimes, but it is fun coming up with different coping mechanisms.
When I started the academy the instructor told me to look around and everyone is doing good things until I can prove otherwise, by the time I leave everyone will be up to no good until I can prove otherwise. And he was right
Jules it wasn’t but the Emt’s had to check it anyways. We cops stood back chuckling